Read why Eva suggests Mr Moan becomes the women’s champion. Leader of BUNK (The British United National Kingdom Party) to end NHS postcode lottery! “Mr Moan, all is not lost. The answer is women!” Eva Brick, the former Russian Olympic…
Divorce, Dissolution and Separation
On the whole subject of divorce… “Mr Moan, I am so happy!”Eva Brick, the former Russian Olympic shot put champion, picked up her partner, the founder of the British United National Kingdom Party (BUNK), and propelled him across the lounge…
The Answer is Taiwan
“Taiwan, Mr Moan!” Eva paused and then, using the karate Nami Gaeshi throw in its attacking form, propelled the founder of the British United National Kingdom Party (BUNK) across the lounge of their Mayfair penthouse with a move that made…
Urbanisation or Uberisation?
“Uberisation,” yelled out the beautiful karate exponent. Mr Moan, the founder of the British United National Kingdom Party (Bunk) fell off the settee as the former Russian Olympic shot put champion, Eva Brick, leaped up from underneath him. He was…
Doctor, Doctor, My Toe Hurts!
Mr Moan calls his doctor to assess his toe… “Gung Hay Fat Choy.” The former Russian Olympic shot put champion, Eva Brick, sharpened her Qi Gong mindfulness using Cantonese wisdom: (“Wishing you great happiness.”). Her three years in Guangdong representing…
BUNK and the Nuclear Deterrent
Today Mr Moan tries to put Eva straight on Horace and the nuclear deterrent. The former Russian Olympic shot put champion, Eva Brick, completed her swim in Landsbury’s Lido, showered and ran round the outer Serpentine pathway to greet her…
Knighthoods? What a Load of BUNK!
What’s Mr. Moan so happy about this week then? Who’d have thought that The British United National Kingdom Party (BUNK) Leader would be so interested in knighthoods! Rarely had the former Russian Olympic shot putt champion, Eva Brick, seen her…
An Announcement From BUNK
The Norwegian Nobel Committee has decided to award the Nobel Peace Prize for 2022 to Mr Moan, Founder of the British United National Kingdom Party for his bravery and single-mindedness in bringing peace to the Ukraine following the sudden withdrawal of…
Civil Servants and The Bunk War Chest
Who’s going to support us? Civil Servants or Oligarchs?… “Oh, Mr Monie,” sighed the former Russian Olympic shot putt champion, Eva Brick, as she plucked some grey hairs from his eyebrows, “you just don’t understand the mentality behind BUNK.” British…
Political Integrity and BUNK
“Oh Eva, my inspiration,” groaned Mr Moan as he watched the newly appointed deputy chair of the British United National Kingdom Party toss a RGD-5 anti-personnel fragmentation grenade from one hand to the other. “Mr Monie,” she cried, “do you…