Urbanisation or Uberisation?

“Uberisation,” yelled out the beautiful karate exponent. Mr Moan, the founder of the British United National Kingdom Party (Bunk) fell off the settee as the former Russian Olympic shot put champion, Eva Brick, leaped up from underneath him. He was…

BUNK and the Nuclear Deterrent

Today Mr Moan tries to put Eva straight on Horace and the nuclear deterrent. The former Russian Olympic shot put champion, Eva Brick, completed her swim in Landsbury’s Lido, showered and ran round the outer Serpentine pathway to greet her…

Political Integrity and BUNK

“Oh Eva, my inspiration,” groaned Mr Moan as he watched the newly appointed deputy chair of the British United National Kingdom Party toss a RGD-5 anti-personnel fragmentation grenade from one hand to the other. “Mr Monie,” she cried, “do you…

Russian Brick In The Political Wall

Controversy has already landed on the doorstep of Britain’s newest political party, BUNK (pay no taxes). Inspirational founder and globally respected political thinker, Mr Moan, has a new partner, the former Russian Olympic shot putter, Eva Brick. Ms Brick was…

BUNK : the British United National Kingdom Party

Bunk, already installed as the bookies favourite for the May 2024 General Election, Mr Moan is leaving no stone unturned in his search for political success. He has revealed his ruthless streak by shuffling his front bench. While singing Boris’s…