The Demise of Prime Minister Horace

Prime Minister Horace has resigned! “Mr Moan, stop blubbering immediately!” yelled Eva, his partner. Mr Moan, the founder of the British United National Kingdom Party (BUNK) pushed aside his bowl of creamy steel-cut oats with nut butter, berries, and cacao…

Those Glucose Spikes

“Mr Moan, please eat your broccoli” instructed Eva, his partner. Mr Moan, the founder of the British United National Kingdom Party (BUNK) grimaced as he stared at the bowl of green, steaming vegetable. “But it’s breakfast time,” he pleaded. Eva…

BMI? BMR? Whatever!

“Mr Moan, please, I can help you” suggested Eva his partner. Mr Moan, the founder of the British United National Kingdom Party (BUNK) grimaced as he stood on the medical scales and heard a voice utter the dreaded verdict. “Your…

To Wear or Not to Wear?

Hmmm… A naked dress! As Mr Moan, the founder of the British United National Kingdom Party (BUNK) was propelled across the lounge of their Mayfair Suite, Eva Brick, the former Russian Olympic shot put champion, made it obvious that the…

Finger on the Nuclear Weapons Button

“Eva, please reassure me that I’m not guilty of narcissistic vanity’!” Eva Brick, the former Russian Olympic shot put champion, stared at the founder of the British United National Kingdom Party (BUNK) and sensed tension within their Mayfair Penthouse Suite.…

The Women’s Champion – Mr. Moan

Read why Eva suggests Mr Moan becomes the women’s champion. Leader of BUNK (The British United National Kingdom Party) to end NHS postcode lottery! “Mr Moan, all is not lost. The answer is women!”  Eva Brick, the former Russian Olympic…

Divorce, Dissolution and Separation

On the whole subject of divorce… “Mr Moan, I am so happy!”Eva Brick, the former Russian Olympic shot put champion, picked up her partner, the founder of the British United National Kingdom Party (BUNK), and propelled him across the lounge…

The Answer is Taiwan

“Taiwan, Mr Moan!” Eva paused and then, using the karate Nami Gaeshi throw in its attacking form, propelled the founder of the British United National Kingdom Party (BUNK) across the lounge of their Mayfair penthouse with a move that made…

Urbanisation or Uberisation?

“Uberisation,” yelled out the beautiful karate exponent. Mr Moan, the founder of the British United National Kingdom Party (Bunk) fell off the settee as the former Russian Olympic shot put champion, Eva Brick, leaped up from underneath him. He was…

Doctor, Doctor, My Toe Hurts!

Mr Moan calls his doctor to assess his toe… “Gung Hay Fat Choy.” The former Russian Olympic shot put champion, Eva Brick, sharpened her Qi Gong mindfulness using Cantonese wisdom: (“Wishing you great happiness.”). Her three years in Guangdong representing…