Doctor, Doctor, My Toe Hurts!

Mr Moan calls his doctor to assess his toe… “Gung Hay Fat Choy.” The former Russian Olympic shot put champion, Eva Brick, sharpened her Qi Gong mindfulness using Cantonese wisdom: (“Wishing you great happiness.”). Her three years in Guangdong representing…

BUNK and the Nuclear Deterrent

Today Mr Moan tries to put Eva straight on Horace and the nuclear deterrent. The former Russian Olympic shot put champion, Eva Brick, completed her swim in Landsbury’s Lido, showered and ran round the outer Serpentine pathway to greet her…

An Announcement From BUNK

The Norwegian Nobel Committee has decided to award the Nobel Peace Prize for 2022 to Mr Moan, Founder of the British United National Kingdom Party for his bravery and single-mindedness in bringing peace to the Ukraine following the sudden withdrawal of…

Civil Servants and The Bunk War Chest

Who’s going to support us? Civil Servants or Oligarchs?… “Oh, Mr Monie,” sighed the former Russian Olympic shot putt champion, Eva Brick, as she plucked some grey hairs from his eyebrows, “you just don’t understand the mentality behind BUNK.” British…

Political Integrity and BUNK

“Oh Eva, my inspiration,” groaned Mr Moan as he watched the newly appointed deputy chair of the British United National Kingdom Party toss a RGD-5 anti-personnel fragmentation grenade from one hand to the other. “Mr Monie,” she cried, “do you…

Russian Brick In The Political Wall

Controversy has already landed on the doorstep of Britain’s newest political party, BUNK (pay no taxes). Inspirational founder and globally respected political thinker, Mr Moan, has a new partner, the former Russian Olympic shot putter, Eva Brick. Ms Brick was…

A New Political Party Beckons

Mr Moan is back on form with news of his new political party: SENSATIONAL NEWS: Mr Moan, who is credited with being a great political thinker standing alongside Plato, Karl Marx, Edmund Burke and Jacob Rees-Mogg MP, has announced the…

Earn Your Health & Lose Weight

Would you lose weight more easily if your doctors paid you? Tony thinks so and we’ve got a feeling he may be on to something. … “This is an article with a single objective ……. To say a huge and…

Mr Moan – The Gender Blender

Tony aka Mr Moan finds all the different new genders terribly confusing.  And frankly, who can blame him! ….. As one of the greatest thinkers since Aristotle, Albert Einstein and David Beckham, Mr Moan prides himself on his humanitarian understanding…

The Six Sigma Husband – Tony’s Monday Moan

Mr Moan loves to analyse things but today’s feature from him takes the biscuit.  Implementing Six Sigma in a business is one thing.  But in a relationship? Come on!  Really?! Read on … FOR MEN ONLY…. How To Be The…