If you want to lose weight then say No, says Tony Drury …. It’s a daft joke: Person One: “When did you start to lose a few pounds?” Person Two: “When I stood on some ‘Speak Your Weight’ scales and…
The Truth – Does It Hurt?
Have you thought about dying? No, I mean seriously considered the possibility. Over the years writing articles for Mr and Mrs 50plus, a few readers have suggested that my early demise would be a good idea. I hadn’t thought about…
Urbanisation or Uberisation?
“Uberisation,” yelled out the beautiful karate exponent. Mr Moan, the founder of the British United National Kingdom Party (Bunk) fell off the settee as the former Russian Olympic shot put champion, Eva Brick, leaped up from underneath him. He was…
Doctor, Doctor, My Toe Hurts!
Mr Moan calls his doctor to assess his toe… “Gung Hay Fat Choy.” The former Russian Olympic shot put champion, Eva Brick, sharpened her Qi Gong mindfulness using Cantonese wisdom: (“Wishing you great happiness.”). Her three years in Guangdong representing…
BUNK and the Nuclear Deterrent
Today Mr Moan tries to put Eva straight on Horace and the nuclear deterrent. The former Russian Olympic shot put champion, Eva Brick, completed her swim in Landsbury’s Lido, showered and ran round the outer Serpentine pathway to greet her…
BUNK : the British United National Kingdom Party
Bunk, already installed as the bookies favourite for the May 2024 General Election, Mr Moan is leaving no stone unturned in his search for political success. He has revealed his ruthless streak by shuffling his front bench. While singing Boris’s…
No sex parties please, Ghislaine, I’m a nobody!
In October 2018, I, Mr Moan, writing for Mr and Mrs 50 Plus, revealed all in an article about Robert Maxwell’s death: seeRobert Maxwell’s Death, Tony’s Monday Moan Except I didn’t ……….. Recently, as I was waiting to meet with…
What Makes A Gentleman?
Below, Mr Moan aka Tony Drury shares his thoughts on what makes a gentleman ….. A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally Oscar Wilde A Modern Gentleman Mr Moan has a great respect for the Snowflake Generation.…
Win A Signed Copy of The Forbidden Tattoo by Tony Drury
MrandMrs50Plus have 5 signed copies of Tony Drury‘s latest book, The Forbidden Tattoo, to give away in this latest competition. What causes a middle-aged, rotund financial executive to reduce his excessive weight? At a Christmas reception in December 2018 held…
Mr Moan & The Falling Birth Rate
Today Mr. Moan gives us his take on the whole falling birth rate malarkey … “Mr Moan has a rather challenging question for you: Who said, “Two, maximum”? There are various possibilities: The Prime Minister (aka Boris) when asked about…
