Tony Drury
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Aged 75, Tony is a follower of the wisdom of Albert Einstein: “When a man stops learning, he starts dying.” He lives in Bedford with his wife Judy. They value every trip down the M1 to Watford to be with Grandson Henry.

The Demise of Prime Minister Horace

Prime Minister Horace has resigned! “Mr Moan, stop blubbering immediately!” yelled Eva, his partner. Mr Moan, the founder of the British United National Kingdom Party (BUNK) pushed aside his bowl of creamy steel-cut oats with nut butter, berries, and cacao…

Those Glucose Spikes

“Mr Moan, please eat your broccoli” instructed Eva, his partner. Mr Moan, the founder of the British United National Kingdom Party (BUNK) grimaced as he stared at the bowl of green, steaming vegetable. “But it’s breakfast time,” he pleaded. Eva…

Mr Moan, Marmalade Sandwiches & The Monarchy

Even Mr. Moan thinks the Jubilee marmalade sandwiches skit was a masterstroke…….. “Mr Moan, please, stop blubbering.” But Mr Moan, the founder of the British United National Kingdom Party (BUNK) continued to whimper as he sat curled up on the…

To Wear or Not to Wear?

Hmmm… A naked dress! As Mr Moan, the founder of the British United National Kingdom Party (BUNK) was propelled across the lounge of their Mayfair Suite, Eva Brick, the former Russian Olympic shot put champion, made it obvious that the…

38 Bills

So what do Mr Moan and his side-kick Eva make of the 38 Bills laid out in yesterday’s Queen’s Speech? In all their time together, Mr Moan had never seen his partner in such a towering rage. He made the…

Finger on the Nuclear Weapons Button

“Eva, please reassure me that I’m not guilty of narcissistic vanity’!” Eva Brick, the former Russian Olympic shot put champion, stared at the founder of the British United National Kingdom Party (BUNK) and sensed tension within their Mayfair Penthouse Suite.…

The Women’s Champion – Mr. Moan

Read why Eva suggests Mr Moan becomes the women’s champion. Leader of BUNK (The British United National Kingdom Party) to end NHS postcode lottery! “Mr Moan, all is not lost. The answer is women!”  Eva Brick, the former Russian Olympic…

Divorce, Dissolution and Separation

On the whole subject of divorce… “Mr Moan, I am so happy!”Eva Brick, the former Russian Olympic shot put champion, picked up her partner, the founder of the British United National Kingdom Party (BUNK), and propelled him across the lounge…

The Answer is Taiwan

“Taiwan, Mr Moan!” Eva paused and then, using the karate Nami Gaeshi throw in its attacking form, propelled the founder of the British United National Kingdom Party (BUNK) across the lounge of their Mayfair penthouse with a move that made…

Urbanisation or Uberisation?

“Uberisation,” yelled out the beautiful karate exponent. Mr Moan, the founder of the British United National Kingdom Party (Bunk) fell off the settee as the former Russian Olympic shot put champion, Eva Brick, leaped up from underneath him. He was…