Tony Drury
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Aged 75, Tony is a follower of the wisdom of Albert Einstein: “When a man stops learning, he starts dying.” He lives in Bedford with his wife Judy. They value every trip down the M1 to Watford to be with Grandson Henry.

To Wear or Not to Wear?

Hmmm… A naked dress! As Mr Moan, the founder of the British United National Kingdom Party (BUNK) was propelled across the lounge of their Mayfair Suite, Eva Brick, the former Russian Olympic shot put champion, made it obvious that the…

38 Bills

So what do Mr Moan and his side-kick Eva make of the 38 Bills laid out in yesterday’s Queen’s Speech? In all their time together, Mr Moan had never seen his partner in such a towering rage. He made the…

Finger on the Nuclear Weapons Button

“Eva, please reassure me that I’m not guilty of narcissistic vanity’!” Eva Brick, the former Russian Olympic shot put champion, stared at the founder of the British United National Kingdom Party (BUNK) and sensed tension within their Mayfair Penthouse Suite.…

The Women’s Champion – Mr. Moan

Read why Eva suggests Mr Moan becomes the women’s champion. Leader of BUNK (The British United National Kingdom Party) to end NHS postcode lottery! “Mr Moan, all is not lost. The answer is women!”  Eva Brick, the former Russian Olympic…

Divorce, Dissolution and Separation

On the whole subject of divorce… “Mr Moan, I am so happy!”Eva Brick, the former Russian Olympic shot put champion, picked up her partner, the founder of the British United National Kingdom Party (BUNK), and propelled him across the lounge…

The Answer is Taiwan

“Taiwan, Mr Moan!” Eva paused and then, using the karate Nami Gaeshi throw in its attacking form, propelled the founder of the British United National Kingdom Party (BUNK) across the lounge of their Mayfair penthouse with a move that made…

Urbanisation or Uberisation?

“Uberisation,” yelled out the beautiful karate exponent. Mr Moan, the founder of the British United National Kingdom Party (Bunk) fell off the settee as the former Russian Olympic shot put champion, Eva Brick, leaped up from underneath him. He was…

Doctor, Doctor, My Toe Hurts!

Mr Moan calls his doctor to assess his toe… “Gung Hay Fat Choy.” The former Russian Olympic shot put champion, Eva Brick, sharpened her Qi Gong mindfulness using Cantonese wisdom: (“Wishing you great happiness.”). Her three years in Guangdong representing…

BUNK and the Nuclear Deterrent

Today Mr Moan tries to put Eva straight on Horace and the nuclear deterrent. The former Russian Olympic shot put champion, Eva Brick, completed her swim in Landsbury’s Lido, showered and ran round the outer Serpentine pathway to greet her…

Knighthoods? What a Load of BUNK!

What’s Mr. Moan so happy about this week then? Who’d have thought that The British United National Kingdom Party (BUNK) Leader would be so interested in knighthoods! Rarely had the former Russian Olympic shot putt champion, Eva Brick, seen her…