38 Bills

So what do Mr Moan and his side-kick Eva make of the 38 Bills laid out in yesterday’s Queen’s Speech? In all their time together, Mr Moan had never seen his partner in such a towering rage. He made the…

Yoga For Your Face

Barking mad or the best thing since sliced bread? Now that we’ve debunked mindfulness, today we’re taking on another elusive but extremely effective activity: face yoga. The very putting together of ‘face’ and ‘yoga’ might sound the alarm to you.…

Finger on the Nuclear Weapons Button

“Eva, please reassure me that I’m not guilty of narcissistic vanity’!” Eva Brick, the former Russian Olympic shot put champion, stared at the founder of the British United National Kingdom Party (BUNK) and sensed tension within their Mayfair Penthouse Suite.…

5 Top Tips on What to Look for in a Great Retirement Property

Retirement can be an exciting time in a person’s life. But it can also be a daunting prospect with many important decisions to make in terms of your finances. In this article, we’re going to provide five top tips on…

4 Strange Things Famous People Have Requested in Their Wills

When a person dies, they will have written a will stating how their finances and possessions should be distributed. In this article, we’re going to talk about the four strange things famous people have requested in their wills.  There comes…

The Women’s Champion – Mr. Moan

Read why Eva suggests Mr Moan becomes the women’s champion. Leader of BUNK (The British United National Kingdom Party) to end NHS postcode lottery! “Mr Moan, all is not lost. The answer is women!”  Eva Brick, the former Russian Olympic…

Divorce, Dissolution and Separation

On the whole subject of divorce… “Mr Moan, I am so happy!”Eva Brick, the former Russian Olympic shot put champion, picked up her partner, the founder of the British United National Kingdom Party (BUNK), and propelled him across the lounge…